A girl I worked with at camp wrote this song as a possibilty for Britany Spears next single, taking Spears trend of using cheesy pick up lines in catchy songs (Oops I did it again, If you seek Amy, Hold it against me etc). I think it’s hilarious lol.
Yo hoe, yo hoe,
This pirates life for me.
I’ve never been a slut,
But some would say that I’m friendly.
If you were a pirate
But you didn’t have a peg
Would you mind if I moved closer
and put my hand upon your leg?
And if you had a parrot
On which shoulder would he rest?
Let me put my arm around you
Just to see which you like best.
And while we’re out to sea
Can I rock you like the boat?
Let’s hope no one comes a-knockin’
On our giant pirate float.
Yo hoe, Yo hoe
This pirates life for me.
I’ve never been a slut,
But some would say that I’m friendly.
We can hunt for buried treasure
And steal from other ships,
Wear our blue bandanas,
Call us the Atlantic Ocean Crips.
I’ll invite the Captain,
I’m sure Morgan’d like to come,
We’re really quite good friends
Since I cherish all his rum.
Living life just like Jack Sparrow
Or maybe Davie Jones.
Once you swab the poop deck
I think that we should bone.
And don’t think that I won’t catch you
When you talk to baby skanks.
Cause when that moment comes
I will make you walk the plank.
