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January 2012
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December 2011
1 post
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The most wonderful time of the year?
I haven’t posted in a while, so I thought I would tell you what is going on in my life. Uni Mental Health assignment Environmental Contexts assignment Children and Young People presentation and assignment Due for this week and next. Presentation more or less done, just being my perfectionist self and trying to fine-tune. Mental Health started, feeling confident because I have a...
Dec 5th
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November 2011
2 posts
Nov 8th
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October 2011
4 posts
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Oct 14th
My Love of the Middle Aged Man
Over the past few weeks and months, it has come to my attention that I love the older man. I have had many flirtacious encounters and I’ve always been game for the banter and enuendo. I feel that I’m ready to take it to the next step and want to try and get romantically involved with some one more than 15 years my senior, so he can give me all the money and love i need. The appeal is...
Oct 9th
September 2011
8 posts
What is wrong with the world today?
I have been asked out MORE TIMES THAN I CAN COUNT today. And I can count to a high number! This guy, never met him before, comes into my work at the request of a girl I work with and he helps us out. He seems nice, and we appreciated the help. I was chatting as I do normally, and so was everyone else. And then he says “What are you doing tonight?” To my relief I have a house party...
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Sep 9th
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Dancing a life fantastic: Given the choice, I wish... →
thegardenparty: bebopdeluba: They don’t have to worry about what they wear, their hair, their make-up or their appearance beyond general hygiene and health They get to be fathers without carrying a child in their bodies for the best part of a year. As the father they get their dinner made for them, they don’t have to do much housework such as washing the dishes or clothes. They get all the...
Sep 2nd
Sep 1st
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Given the choice, I wish I had been born a man
They don’t have to worry about what they wear, their hair, their make-up or their appearance beyond general hygiene and health They get to be fathers without carrying a child in their bodies for the best part of a year. As the father they get their dinner made for them, they don’t have to do much housework such as washing the dishes or clothes. They get all the good stuff without...
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August 2011
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Aug 2nd
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July 2011
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June 2011
4 posts
Jun 22nd
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Salsa men and I
Tall, vaguely creepy man we shall call Francis talks to me on fb chat like every time I’m online with “Hi Sarah, how are you?” or just a “How are you?”. I stopped replying because the conversation never goes anywhere, and he is just (to be frank) odd and boring. So anyway tonight he says F: How are you? (I don’t reply…10 mins later) F: Hi Sarah, how are...
Jun 14th
Literally Unbelievable →
I lold. People can be so silly! My favs are: Prince William divorces Kate after 5 weeks Oprah hates her fans Oprah wants to be buried with her fans $8bn Abortionplex
Jun 12th
It's not a good sign
I am so sick of learning about all the horrible diseases and conditions that people have. At the moment my head is full of mental illnesses and it’s just so horrible what some people have to deal with in their lives. Whether it’s depression where someone just can’t see the point in living anymore or shizophrenia where a person has a persecutory radio going on in their head; or...
Jun 11th
May 2011
15 posts
So tomorrow I have placement. It’s going to be very interesting but I’m scared of doing something wrong. It’s basically like my first day at work! That’s scary biscuits. Probably the easiest way for me to avoid doing something wrong is to read about a lot of things, but it’s 9 o clock and I haven’t done very much at all (despite ordering a book in from the...
May 30th
I think CoolFM has got their hands on a mixtape me and my brothers made when I was like 10. For the past half hour it’s played steady hits such as Atomic Kitten Whole Again, Gabriel Out of Reach, Nelly Futardo - Like a Bird and Blue - All rise. Innocent times. Now the 10 year olds are talking about Judas being the demon they run to, S&M and being lazy and naked in the house. I prefer...
May 29th
One of my favourite things to do, which I haven’t done in a long time, is to settle down, in a comfy chair with a good book and a packet of crisps and just lose myself to a fantasy world. It’s so relaxing :).
May 22nd
May 21st
Back at work, and on a day like this there is again nothing to do. I made some instant hot chocolate from a whole chocolate bar, it tastes amazing. I’m bordering on genuiety with a kettle at this stage. Hmmm….bananas and chocolate…
May 21st
A girl I worked with at camp wrote this song as a possibilty for Britany Spears next single, taking Spears trend of using cheesy pick up lines in catchy songs (Oops I did it again, If you seek Amy, Hold it against me etc). I think it’s hilarious lol. Yo hoe, yo hoe, This pirates life for me. I’ve never been a slut, But some would say that I’m friendly. If you were a...
May 18th
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May 15th
Back at work
Nothing to do. Been here 20 mins, answered one phone call… Got the nail polish out. I am a bad person. Seriously though NOTHING TO DOOOO!
May 15th
Anyone want to invite me to their Eurovision Party/drinking game?
May 14th
Plan SYLO: Complete?
It seems that my life of late has been devoid of drama, full of good, fun times and altogether normal and unmessy. It only took me what 3/4 months? Uni: 2 exams last week (both were terrible :(. I’m not sure my exams are read by anyone before giving them to us, because the questions are vague, some are totally random - asking things that are not in our lectures or lecture notes or revision...
May 14th
Salsa people commenting on my revision status’ on facebook…lol. I think I must be annoying them or something. Clearly I should annoy the tumblr crowd, because you can’t comment on it giving me practical advice and instead just have to suck it up.
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April 2011
20 posts
Apr 30th
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Living in the days of "A ROYAL WEDDING!"
So I will admit that I was like who cares about who Prince William is marrying. I don’t even know the name of the Queen (Elizabeth?) and I thought William and Harry were Charles’ brothers. I believe that the monarchy has no real place in this society apart from tourism and I actually don’t think I would recognise any royal if they walked into my room in this moment. ...
Apr 28th